And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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