so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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