their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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