Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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