Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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