Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I stole a fireplace last night.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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