so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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