Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
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