I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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