the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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