Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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