Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
