Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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