FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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