You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Randomize
