i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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