Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You almost got us killed.
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dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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