id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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