Where are you?
In a non slutty way
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Randomize
