lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
