Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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