why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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