I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
where does the pee come out of this thing
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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