If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Randomize
