the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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