So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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