Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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