Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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