Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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