why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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