So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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