how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
