so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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