Pappa wants mamma naked
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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