that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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