Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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