But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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