gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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