In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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