You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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