Do vagina's smell?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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