I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
