Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
In America we eat man semen.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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