What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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