In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
