He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Barsexuality is the new black.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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