We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
