Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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