do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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