She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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