We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
40s are totally the cure
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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